目撃! テト31世 (Teto! The 31st) (feat. Kasane Teto & Ui)

What's your cutest feature? (Your heels?)
What gets shot and pops out? (Your heart?)
What gets bigger and harder? (Oh)
Who makes your heart race the most?
It's gotta be me, right? (No way!)

Party, party, party, party
Today is the thirty-first
Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin
Teto is thirty-one years old
Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
What do you write in English?

Party, party, party, party
I know it’s irresponsible
Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin
I’ll take it from you
Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
I won’t hurt you
I’ll be the first to take it from you!

To all the good kids
I’m here to take what’s yours!
From Teto the 31st
P.S. By the way, I swear
I won’t steal any masterpieces or treasures, okay?
I-I mean it, okay? Oh, and
Lastly, there’s something I really want to tell Ui-chan

Is it okay if I say something weird?
Will you marry me?
There’s no way I’d marry you, right?
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Party, party, party, party
Today is the thirty-first
Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin
Teto is thirty-one years old
Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
Today is the thirty-first
Yummy, yummy, cookie, cookie
Chocolate

Party, party, party, party
I know it’s irresponsible
Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin
It’s not me!
Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie
Don’t get it twisted
You guys, I’m gonna take it from you!

Catch me
If you can stand
If you can win
If you can win
Try to catch me!