La Dieta

Hey, my girl
The Guaynabichi
This story's about a friend of mine
But I won't tell you my name

I got a neighbor who texts me every day
Always at 8 to come over to my place
Wants me to give her the routine
So we can burn nine hundred calories today
Oh, what a sight, ha, how she bends her knees
Toning her butt doing squats, you see
She’s got stamina and lasts all day
Eats protein like the kind that comes from hens

She’s got me shaking, tell me, girl, what’s up?
That move you did, tell me, girl, what’s up?
I got the diet that they prescribe for her
No carbs and lots of biking, for sure
She’s got me shaking, tell me, girl, what’s up?
That move you did, tell me, girl, what’s up?
I got the diet that they prescribe for her
No carbs and lots of biking, for sure

Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh

Hey, how, how, how does it go?

She loves Pilates, squeezes like a vice
I’m into spicy food, now I’m feeling the bite
Only cools off with a hose, her curves are tight
Eh, eh, and she goes all out

Oh, babe, my love, check the pH in the elevator
Oh, babe, my love, I got the gym in my room
Oh, babe, my love, check the pH in the elevator
Oh, babe, my love, I got the gym in my room

I-I-I got a neighbor who texts me every day
Always at 8 to come over to my place
Wants me to give her the routine
So we can burn nine hundred calories today
Oh, what a sight, ha, how she bends her knees
Toning her butt doing squats, you see
She’s got stamina and lasts all day
Eats protein like the kind that comes from hens

She’s got me shaking, tell me, girl, what’s up?
That move you did, tell me, girl, what’s up?
I got the diet that they prescribe for her
No carbs and lots of biking, for sure
She’s got me shaking, tell me, girl, what’s up?
That move you did, tell me, girl, what’s up?
I got the diet that they prescribe for her
No carbs and lots of biking, for sure

Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh
Tell me, girl, what’s up, eh, eh

Hey, little neighbor
Don’t throw rocks at the window, I leave it open and you might hit me
I left you a sheet waving
So you can climb up

Oh, babe, my love, check the pH in the elevator
Oh, babe, my love, I got the gym in my room
Oh, babe, my love, check the pH in the elevator
Oh, babe, my love, I got the gym in my room

Hey, my girl
The Guaynabichi
Jump, jump, jump, little one
Go for it, babe, it’s getting good, little neighbor!