Cuanto por el Tubo

My little house I'm building,
almost done with it
my wife told me in the bathroom
we're gonna need more pipe
I went to the hardware store to buy the tube
found what I wanted
and a problem wanted to start

I just asked a question
I think quite politely
but the girl who was helping
took it the wrong way

How much for the pipe, my friend
how much for the pipe
How much for the pipe, my friend
how much for the pipe
How much for the pipe, my friend
how much for the pipe
how much for the pipe
I'm gonna give it to her for the pipe...