Sogra vs. Nora

[Man]
Hi mom

[Mother-in-law]
Hi Diquinho, beautiful!
Oh, how I miss my mom!
Look how skinny he is
He also married that little girl there
How bad does it make rice?
Uh!, ah, put that in the fridge
And see if you do something useful

[Daughter-in-law]
Listen here mother-in-law
Your baby has grown up
And wants to live with me
He was the one who chose

You are a good person
But this glue makes me sick
You look like a piglet
Stop offering cornbread

I tried to be nice
For Christmas I gave you a Cabernet
You gave me a toilet seat
Made of crochet

Your little son, you don't need
More sustain
Now it's me he asks
When you want to breastfeed

[Mother-in-law]
Shhh! Daniela
Stop screaming
And put on some clothes
If you want to talk

Oops! It's Amanda
I exchanged with his ex
There are so many that I don't even remember

[Man]
It's true (laughing)

[Daughter-in-law]
HEY!!

[Mother-in-law]
It doesn't help, it just gets in the way
I shit my towel wet
In canasta, there is no shuffling
And the lazy one doesn't work

I go to mass, I iron my clothes
I make okra jam
You just stay sleeping
And scratching that tail

[Daughter-in-law]
Loose?
I work at Jequiti
Look at the anti-wrinkle cream
That I set aside for you

In a fight between husband and wife
Nobody interferes
Do you want to defend Diquinho?
His name is Andre

Arrives without warning
Want to cure everything with tea?
All he does is gossip
And Facebook doesn't know how to use it

Look, they say so
A good mother-in-law is a dead mother-in-law
When you come here to my house
I leave the broom behind the door

[Mother-in-law]
Get my recipe book
And write everything down
Because darling no one lives
Egg with Doritos

You fill it with medicine
Attacks all heat rashes
I even cure cancer
With carqueja tea

My son, where did you go?
Get that girl?
Your house is just dust
She doesn't even wash the dishes

I'm tired of this talk
I'm going to make a cupcake
Take good care of my little boy
And when the grandson is born?