Os 3 Porquinhos

Once upon a time
The three little pigs
Bob, Valdisney
And little Pedro

Bob's into
A little devil's weed
His house is made of straw
And he spends the day tooting on a horn

Valdisney's from the hood
Lives in a wooden shack
And thanks to welfare
He hasn't worked a day in his life

Pedro's different
He's into interior design
His house is made of bricks
And wipes his ass with flowers

So far, so good
So far, it's all normal
But they owe cash for the blow
To the Big Bad Wolf

Owner of the brothel
King of the crack house
He eats Little Red Riding Hood
And his first name is Bruno

Bruno's a joke
My name's Big Bad Wolf
Call me that again
And you'll kiss my ass

The Wolf went to collect from Bob
At the straw house
He shouted out
Open up, you stoner!

Bob didn't open up
'Cause he was high as a kite
The wolf got pissed
And pulled out his .38

Bob grabbed his bike
And ran to Valdisney's
When he got there, he yelled
Dude, I almost pissed myself

After telling everything
Val got worried
He was scared of the wolf too
His ride had been stolen

Rolling up in a Citröen
MC Big Bad Wolf
With the girls shaking it
The kids are all in awe

When I grow up
I wanna be just like you
Hooking up with the girls
And catching STDs

Open up this shack
I got an AK-47
Listen up, piggy
I put bacon in my omelet

The pigs ran
To their gay brother's house
Stop right there
First, take off your shoes

When they told about the Big Bad Wolf
Pedro started to shake
He also owed
Some go-go boys he had hooked up with

I came to fix this mess
Here at Pedro's place
As he said this
Glade sneezed in his face

The Big Bad Wolf got swollen
He was allergic to lavender
He died at the ER
'Cause the line never moves

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Come and grab my dick, my dick, my dick

Oh, I’ll grab it
Just watch me grab it, alright?