Adolf Hitler Vs. Osama Bin Laden
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Adolf Hitler Vs. Osama Bin Laden
[Adolf Hitler]
Shit!
[Osama Bin Laden]
Chill out, mustache!
I’m here setting up the party to welcome my seventy-two virgins!
'Cause today I’m ready to go wild
[Adolf Hitler]
Shit!
Osama
You’ve dishonored my glory
You’re disturbing
The greatest villain in history
In the Holocaust, I killed
Over 6 million Jews
In Germany, I was
Treated like a God
Don’t push me
Or I’ll call in the troops and attack
Dude, is that beard armpit hair?
(Leader!)
To me, everyone bows down
You’re just a terrorist
'Cause at Habib's, they pay poorly
[Osama Bin Laden]
This is Osama Bin Laden
The nightmare of America
Stop screaming
Shut up, you hysterical bitch
I’m a terrorist with rhymes
My rap is a bomb and it’ll blow you up
His dick
Is the size of his mustache
Good thing there are subtitles
You keep yelling, I don’t get what you’re saying
Adolfinho, your nickname
Mine’s Osama Stick
I’m Osama, I’ve got fame
My attack is terrorist
With just one suicide bomber
I’ll blow up your Nazi empire
[Adolf Hitler]
Don’t come at me with that
You Muslim fool
You need to cover your woman
She’s so ugly
My mustache is famous
It’s beautiful, I think I’m hot
If you look at your lady
She’s got one down there too
You think you’re tough
Claiming you’re a badass
They raided your hideout
And found gay porn with dwarfs
Come here, Bin Laden
Hand over that turban
I ran out of tissue
To clean my glans
[Osama Bin Laden]
Who do you think you are
Coming here to grab my turban?
The guy raises his arm
And doesn’t even wear deodorant
Now he’s gone silent
Scared of what I said
Charlie Chaplin’s little mustache
Trying to cosplay
This German eats sauerkraut
And sausage for effect
I think the gas chamber
Was made with your fart
With that emo hair
You think you’re superior
You cut your wrists in the bathroom
Holding a vibrator
The emo hair
Thinks it’s superior
[Devil]
What’s
What’s going on here, guys?
Yeah, it’s past ten, alright?
You’re gonna be fined
Punished to watch
Two hours of warm-up
Good night and take care