Tô Feliz (Matei O Presidente)

The time has come to put an end to the maharajas! (I'm Collor!)
Listen, everyone, our president has been executed

Wait, wait, what's that song doing there? Did the album turn into a flashback? Is it a flashback?
Flashback, no. It's your first song, from '92. Are you spitting in the plate you ate from?
No, man, that's all in the past. Today I'm happy, are you happy? We're already in another place
What else, man? You're going to censor your own song from the album now?
Oh, okay, okay. It's a souvenir for those who have already heard it, then. For those who haven't... Roll it up, DJ Frias
The time has come to put an end to the maharajas! (I'm Collor!)
Listen up, everyone, our president has been executed. Here and now, let's hear from Gabriel, the Thinker, the prime suspect in the crime
Not suspect, guilty, man. You can say it and I'll admit it
How did the tragedy happen?
I found him and his wife on the street and I couldn't resist: I picked up a piece of wood that was on the ground and then

I threw the stick at the rat, but the rat didn't die
Dona Rosane was amazed at the three-eight stinger that appeared
Everyone clapped when the body fell
I had just killed the president of Brazil
Easy, just one shot, right in the bastard's eye
Who died right there, covered in blood
What? I flew away with the police behind me
And as I ran away I thought just like this
I should have taken a picture when the blood spurted
To show my children, how beautiful, wow
I was excited but I ran for real
And I managed to escape, oh what are you thinking?
And when I get home, what do I see on TV?
First lady crying asking: Why?
Ah! Dona Rosane, give me a break, don't bother me, don't fuck me
It's not today that your crying doesn't convince
But if you want to know why I killed Fernandinho
Pay attention you bitch, listen carefully
He won the election and forgot about the people
And one thing I don't tolerate is cheating
He promised, promised, promised and didn't deliver
So I shot him, go to hell
This soap opera is rotten on top of rotten
It's Magri, it's Zelia
It's Alceni with a bicycle and an umbrella
LBA, Social Security, enough of this indecency
I pulled the trigger and now you're a widow
And I don't regret what I did one bit
I took a step that made me very happy

Today I'm happy (My people)
Today I'm happy (My people, my people)
Today I'm happy (My people)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

Today I'm happy (My people)
Today I'm happy (My ge-, my-my people)
Today I'm happy (My people)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

I'm so happy so I went to celebrate
The crowd saw me and started celebrating
It's Thinker, it's Thinker, it's Gabriel, the Thinker
It's Thinker, it's Thinker, it's Gabriel, the Thinker
It's Thinker, it's Thinker, it's Gabriel, the Thinker
It's Thinker, it's Thinker, it's Gabriel, the Thinker
They carried me on their backs, the screaming didn't stop
I said: I'm a fugitive, people, don't shout my name, please!
No one listened to me and the police found me
They tried to arrest me, but the people didn't let me
The united people will never be defeated
A party like this had never happened before
It was so beautiful, joy and everything was peaceful
And no one will block our money ever again
Corinthians and Palmeiras, Flamengo and Vasco fans
All together with the flag in hand singing the anthem
They heard from Ipiranga to the placid banks
The resounding cry of a heroic people
And the funeral began and everyone was in a good mood
He invaded the cemetery in an exciting party
We entered the cemetery singing and dancing
And the president was already lying there waiting for us
Everyone saw the bullet from my three-eight in your eye
And in chorus we praise our athlete in the coffin
Nice shirt, Fernandinho
Nice shirt, Fernandinho!
Nice shirt, Fernandinho!
You look cute in that wooden outfit
Nice shirt, Fernandinho!
Nice shirt, Fernandinho!
Nice shirt, Fernandinho!
You look cute in that wooden outfit
And as always there was also a more exalted group there
Then after a short time the coffin was violated
The deceased was beheaded, and the body was burned
But then I didn't see anything else because I was already surrounded by women and that occupied me
Oh, let me see your revolver, Pensador!
Then I saw some people in a different game
Playing football with the President's head
And the party continued in this sensational atmosphere
It was a real carnival all over Brazil
There was a tourist who found so much joy and emotion strange
Arriving in Brazil, he asked me for information
Brazil won the championship? Everyone's happy!
No buddy, I killed the president

Bullet, ba-, ba-, bbb-bullet
Bullet, ba-, bullet, died
Died, died
Die-die-die-die-died, died-died, died, died

Today I'm happy (my people)
Today I'm happy (my people, my people)
Today I'm happy (my people)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

Today I'm happy (my people, my people)
Today I'm happy (my g-, m-my people)
Today I'm happy (my-my-my)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

And the wake will be chic
Without fail I'll be there ([?])
And I heard that it's the PC that will pay

Today I'm happy (my people)
Today I'm happy (my people)
Today I'm happy (my people)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

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