Haaland, o Cometa Norueguês
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Haaland, the Norwegian Comet
He barely left kindergarten but already
Scores goals without a thought
He's a comet, a star player
On another level
19 years old but he's already become
Powerful like a Jedi
Give it up for our Norwegian killer
Mess up, and he'll score
Goal goal
Slip up and he’ll ruin your peace
Goal
Mess up and he’ll score until he can’t anymore
Haaland's full of energy
The guy's a Norwegian god
Breaking all the records at once
Looks chill, calm, laid-back
But he's such a killer he’s gotta go to Bangu
It’s like a fusion
Of every star player, this kid is all in one
Turned the cup into good chocolate
And got his powers like Majin Boo
A young prodigy
With power over 8000
He’s a natural born killer
With the strength
Of a rifle in his paws
Goal goal
Slip up and he’ll ruin your peace
Goal
Mess up and he’ll score until he can’t anymore
Haaland's full of energy
Haaland stinks of goals
Haaland stinks of goals
Haaland stinks of goals
Star player
Haaland stinks of goals
Haaland stinks of goals
Haaland stinks of goals
Goool goool
Slip up and he’ll ruin your peace
Goool
Mess up and he’ll go score
Haaland's full of energy
Goal goal
Slip up and he’ll ruin your peace
Goal
Mess up and he’ll score until he can’t anymore
