Barcelona É Humilhado Pelo Grêmio

Yeah, a Libertadores game was about to start
I grabbed the remote to turn on the TV
Promised to be a great match, almost lost track of time
Grêmio was set to face Barcelona away

Camp Nou looked different
The whole crowd turned yellow
I didn’t see Messi or Paulinho
What game was I watching?

Barcelona's fake, babe
And as soon as I knew, Grêmio took advantage
The Paraguayan Barça couldn’t handle it
Though this one’s from Ecuador

Barcelona's fake, babe
I feel sorry for the fish and the pig
Someone should’ve warned those two
Santos heard Barça and gave it away

Yeah, now I gotta give props
It was a pleasure to watch the Tricolor play
Those who had the dryer turned it off right away
Stopped to see Grêmio putting on a show

Right off the bat, Barça conceded two goals
Only then did the crowd wake up
I think even they had forgotten
That this Barça is from 25

Barcelona's fake, babe
Grêmio charged ahead and steamrolled
Edílson fired a torpedo
And Luanel Messi put on a show

Barcelona's fake, babe
And that defense, my lord?
Grohe is the new savior
I might as well call him Milagrohe

Barcelona's fake, babe
But if the Tricolor becomes champion
In the World Cup, better keep an eye out
Because Real Madrid will be the real deal