El Colesterol

The doctor already told me very seriously
I'm already overweight with kilos
No more fat, sugar, or flour
No more sweets that make me chubby
No more fat, sugar, or flour
No more sweets that make me chubby

With my cholesterol at three hundred
The craving almost takes over me
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortie
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchen
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortie
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchen

Would you like that I prepare a fried pork rind for you
a piece of ham
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, the chicharrón is very tasty.
Your chicken, your ham
But right now none of that, darling.

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?
You have always been a glutton
And you put your bows on me, my chubby
No, thank you very much, but no
The doctor already ordered me
Let me fasten my belt

My cholesterol is going up, my love.
My cholesterol goes up
My cholesterol is going up, mommy.
My cholesterol goes up
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my short girl
My cholesterol goes up
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my puchunguita
My cholesterol goes up

With my cholesterol at three hundred
The craving almost takes over me
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortie
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchen
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortie
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchen

Would you like that I prepare a fried pork rind for you
a piece of ham
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, the chicharrón is very tasty.
Your chicken, your ham
But right now none of that, darling.

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?
You have always been a glutton
And you put your bows on me, my chubby
No, thank you very much, but no
The doctor already ordered me
Let me fasten my belt

My cholesterol is going up, my love.
My cholesterol goes up
My cholesterol is going up, mommy.
My cholesterol goes up
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my short girl
My cholesterol goes up
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my puchunguita
My cholesterol goes up

It's just that I'm getting more paunchy, mamacita
My cholesterol goes up
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up
My cholesterol goes up
My heart races, little heart
My cholesterol goes up

But look, if I eat fajitas, buddy
My cholesterol goes up
But what if I eat sausages?
My cholesterol goes up
Eat what you eat, eat what you eat, compadre
My cholesterol goes up