La Ramona

La Ramona is the fattest
Of the girls in my town
(Ramona, I love you)

She has a balloon for a head
And you can't see her neck
(Ramona, I love you)

Her legs are like two columns
Her behind is like a drum
(Ramona, I love you)

They made her a bed with four iron beams
And when she lies down, the ground in my town shakes
They made her a chair at the locksmith's house
With fourteen legs to support her body

La Ramona is big-bellied
Her body is scary to see
(Ramona, I love you)

La Ramona is busty
She has two jugs for breasts
(Ramona, I love you)

Ramona's arms
Are wider than my body
(Ramona, I love you)

They made a portrait of her at the painter's house
Since she was so fat, only half of her came out
She bought a red velvet dress
Made of ruffles with a hundred layers like a bullfighter

(Oh, Ramona!)

Ramona has run away
With the postman's son
(Ramona, I love you)

Since she couldn't fit on the train
He's taking her on a sailboat
(Ramona, I love you)

The sailboat has sunk
Due to excess weight
(Ramona, I love you)

She's flailing, thinking about her rescue
But there's no one who can handle so much weight
In the distance, a whaling ship is coming
They've thrown the nets, towing her by the hair

Thinking she's a whale
The whalers have caught her
(Ramona, I love you)

Sitting on a shore
The postman's son cries
(Ramona, I love you)

He's left without his Ramona
For not calculating the weight
(Ramona, I love you)

(Ramona, I love you)
(Ramona, I love you)
(Ramona, I love you)
(Ramona, I love you)