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I missed the medical school entrance exam
My mom got mad
And I couldn't care less
I don't know, but maybe it's pretty crazy
To learn how to prescribe penicillin
I'm nervous and scared of blood
My family wants to see me in surgery
Stitching up those from the wild west
Who show up on TV, 'cause it happens every day

To have a ring on my finger, 'Dr.' in my name
To be a big shot, happy and famous
To suddenly change
My scandalous behavior
To marry with the blessing of the Virgin Mary
Not get involved with bad company
Who don't comb their hair
Hang out in jail and dangerous places

I'm afraid of the cops and criminals
Allergic to corrupt politicians
And a brother who won't leave me alone
Saying I should study to be a lawyer
Another one says if I study engineering
Even without a calling, I'll get rich
And I ask if this jerk would like
For the building I construct to fall on his head