Ranchero Rock

Dang, where did that dude come from
Get that big-headed guy out of here
That rancher rock guy
Go back to your shack and see if you've done your job
Count him out with a bottle, son
Don't mess with me or you'll regret it

A rancher arrived at the disco
And the guys made fun of him
But the rancher started dancing
And the girls started to like him

When the rancher started dancing
They made a circle around him in that place
The fancy guys made fun of him
And the rancher started to get fired up

Let's dance, baby
I'll dance with a big-headed guy but not for nothing
Big-headed but with bills, mmm
Come dance rock and roll
Hey!

Some guys from the disco
Started a fight without knowing
That the rancher was going to kill them
Because he didn't want to be messed with
He pulled out a gun and shot it
Killed 3 guys and wounded 4
And he managed to escape in his truck
They haven't seen him in the city since

Let's see, young man, what did the suspect look like?
Look, officer, he was a big guy, tough-looking
With pointy boots and a big gun
And he left in a big truck
Well, with that information we'll find him, partner
Let's go get some tacos

Beware of the rancher rock
Don't provoke him or start trouble
I'll give you all the signs
In case you ever see him

He wears a hat and ostrich boots
Has a cross-shaped earring

And the girls fall in love with him
Because that rancher is very macho