El Aguacatero Michoacano

I'm from Michoacán, folks
Born and raised in Zamora
I love to play the band
To hear the drums roar
Feeling good, I swear
My wallet never cries

In Michoacán, I was born
Avocado farmer by trade
I don’t shy away from work
I like to hustle hard
I think I’m old enough now
To keep up my own habits

Play it, musicians, I’m feeling
Like water for chocolate
And let’s pour some drinks
Here’s to all my buddies
If I run out of cash
I’ll pay you with avocados

I like tequila
'Cause it comes from the agave
But I like to buy it
Why should we act like fools?
I don’t like to get wasted
On that Kool-Aid stuff

When I grab the bottle
I can go for a week
I don’t care if they judge me
I’m spending my own dough
And I can do with my life
Whatever I damn well please

Come get your guacamole
I’ve got the avocados
Grab some, I’m in a good mood
Just don’t mess them up
If you’re not buying, don’t complain
'Cause the product gets ruined

The avocado guy is leaving
But I’ll be back later
Meanwhile, the ball tree
The rest doesn’t matter to me
I’m pure Michoacán
Even if it doesn’t sit well with many