Semos Unos Monstruos

We don't have long toenails
We don't have a body full of hair
We don't have a tail behind
That's why we don't know why
Kids see us and run away
We don't have pointy ears or red eyes
We don't have long fangs and we don't eat boogers
Our breath smells just a little, that's why we don't know why
Uncles don't let their girlfriends take pictures with us

Monsters!
The girls call us monsters
Monsters!
The boys call us monsters
Monsters!
The aunts call us monsters
Monsters!
The uncles call us monsters
And we are not monsters
We are the Mojinos Escozios!

We always eat the meat and never eat the bones
Monsters!
We don't go around sniffing dogs' butts in the street
Monsters!

We may be a bit mischievous but we have never known why
Old ladies and old men look at us with that face

Monsters!
The girls call us monsters
Monsters!
The boys call us monsters
Monsters!
The aunts call us monsters
Monsters!
The uncles call us monsters
And we are not monsters
We are the Mojinos Escozios!

We haven't shaved since the 80s
Monsters!
We've been wearing the same shirt for 2 weeks
Monsters!
We may look like stoners, because we don't know why
At night they don't let us into any nightclub

Monsters!
The girls call us monsters
Monsters!
The boys call us monsters
Monsters!
The aunts call us monsters
Monsters!
The uncles call us monsters
Monsters!
The girls call us monsters
Monsters!
The boys call us monsters
Monsters!
Their mothers call us monsters
Monsters!
The husbands call us monsters
And we are not monsters
We are the Mojinos Escozios!