Mango

I don't know what's happening to me
I don't know what's going on with me
But I enter a store
And things stick to my hands
My pockets fill up with objects
That I later forget to pay for
Because as my mother says
I've always had very long fingers

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 Don't say it, don't say it!
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Swiping!

Swiping at the watch store
Also swiping at the supermarket
Swiping in broad daylight
People fear me more than the thief
Swiping at the department stores
And also swiping at the small ones
And once I swiped a motorcycle
And the owner is still looking for me

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 Don't say it, don't say it!
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Swiping!

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 Don't say it, don't say it!
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Swiping!

Swiping at the record store
Swiping at the gas station
Swiping bags, chains
And I'm a monster swiping wallets
Don't stand next to me
I clean out the pockets
And if I enter a church
It's to get my hands on the collection plate

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 Don't say it, don't say it!
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Swiping!

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 Just say it already!
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Stick it up your ass

1 I swipe a watch
2 I swipe a transistor
3 I swipe a cassette
4 I swipe some shoes
5 (Stick it up your ass!)
6 I swipe a sweater
7 I swipe a machete
8 Stick it up your ass

Hey, catch him there, catch the thief, the thiefff, catch him!
That guy over there!
Who swiped a watch that I swiped the other day, catch him there!