Las Sevillanas de La Motosierra

To the world champion of Kung Fu, I threw my drink
I threw my drink, at the world champion of Kung Fu
I threw my drink, and he grabbed me by the neck
Before I could take off running

Before I could take off running, he slapped me hard
Left me dazed, and to keep him from getting mad
I gave him a kiss on his mustache

Let’s make love, and not make war, the war
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsaw

She had a crazy body and extraordinary breasts
And extraordinary breasts, she had a crazy body
And extraordinary breasts, what I didn’t know was that she had
A soldier boyfriend

A soldier boyfriend, bigger than a wardrobe
And looking like a tough guy, and to keep him from getting mad
I gave him a kiss on his mustache

Let’s make love, and not make war, the war
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsaw

How beautiful she was, the Harley Davidson
The Harley Davidson, how beautiful she was
The Harley Davidson, that when backing up
I didn’t see it in the rearview mirror

In the rearview mirror, I didn’t see it, but the one I did see
Was its owner, who was a whale, and to keep him from getting mad
I gave him a kiss on his mustache

Let’s make love, and not make war, the war
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsaw

You won’t believe who I threw my drink at, again, again
Again my drink, it was the Kung Fu guy, who came at me
In a warlike way and before he could hit me, I pulled out, pulled out my chainsaw

I pulled out my chainsaw, and the guy freaked out
And even though he looked tough, to keep him from getting mad
I gave him a kiss on his mustache

Let’s make love, and not make war, the war
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsaw