El Puto Rey

If they ask me what I prefer, my wife or my truck
I'll stick with my truck
If they ask me what I prefer, my house or my truck
I'll also stick with my truck

And I love it so much
And I love it so much
And I love it so much
It's a shame it's not mine
It belongs to the bank

(I'm the fucking king of the road)
I stop for all the girls hitchhiking
But my wife doesn't find out about that
(I'm the fucking king of the road)
I know all the brothels
But my wife doesn't find out about those things

If they ask me what I prefer, my husband or my truck
I'll stick with my truck
If they ask me what I prefer, my house or my truck
I'll stick with my truck

And I love it so much
And I love it so much
And I love it so much
It's a pity it's not mine
It belongs to the bank

(Your husband is the fucking king of the road
Stops for all the girls hitchhiking
And thinks you don't find out
Your husband is the fucking king of the road
Knows all the brothels
And thinks you don't find out about those things)

(I'm the fucking king of the road)
I stop for all the girls hitchhiking
But my wife doesn't find out about that
(I'm the fucking king of the road)
I know all the brothels
But my wife doesn't find out about those things

(Your husband is the fucking king of the road
Stops for all the girls hitchhiking
And thinks you don't find out
Your husband is the fucking king of the road
Knows all the brothels
And thinks you don't find out about those things)

(The fucking king, the fucking king?
When I get home, I'm going to slap him so hard I'll rip his head off.)