No Tienes Huevos
Mojinos Escozios
You Don't Have Balls
Tomorrow I'll start looking for a job
(you don't have balls, you don't have balls)
I'll start looking for a job tomorrow
(you don't have balls, you don't have balls)
and if I don't start tomorrow, I'll start on Monday because tomorrow is Sunday
My dad tells me to find a job
and my kids tell me the same
but I've been lying on the couch for five years waiting for that little job
and the situation is very bad:
MAY THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE SHOVEL DIE!!!!
May the guy who invented the shovel die
(may he die, may he die, may he die)
may the guy who invented the pickaxe die
(may he die, may he die, may he die too)
may he be seriously injured, and may he not die, may the guy suffer
I haven't worked since '84 when I marched in the parade dressed as a clown
and then in '89 I worked again dressed as King Gaspar
I NEED A VACATION,
SO MUCH STRESS IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!
They say work is happiness (so long live sadness)
They say work is divine (so long live Satan)
I need a vacation, so much stress is going to kill me
