Tío Chulo

There's no dude as cool as me
There's no dude as slick
And I love myself, I love myself, I love myself
I love myself a lot
Girls like me a lot
They melt when they see me walk
And I love myself, I love myself, I love myself
A lot

I'm so cool, so cool
So cool that I wear cologne

My package bursts the pants
And in bed I'm the wild wolf
And I love myself, I love myself, I love myself
I love myself a lot

( Cooler than a gypsy
With brand new espadrilles)

I'm so cool, so cool
So cool that I pee cologne

I break nuts with my ship
And I put out cigarettes with my chest
And I love myself, I love myself, I love myself
I love myself a lot

( Cooler than an eight
Pistachio green)

I'm so cool, so cool
So cool that I pee oil

(94 degrees, whoever wants
Come and I'll fill your bike)

I'm so cool, so cool
So cool that I shit melons

(3 melons for 20 bucks!!
Every day a thousand bucks in
Melons)