Montanbike

I have a car that's a gas guzzler
It drinks more oil than a tractor
I have a car that's a gas guzzler
The DMV is going to give me an award
And one day I got annoyed...
So I buy a mountain bike
I have a car that's a vampire
It sucks up half the gas station
I have a car that's a vampire
It drinks gasoline even when the engine is off
And one day I got annoyed...
So I buy a mountain bike
I have a car that's my ruin
I haven't eaten meat since I got it, all for gas
I have a car that's my ruin
I can't even afford aerobics classes, all for gas
And one day I got annoyed...
So I buy a mountain bike
I have a car that's my executioner
When the 5th of every month comes, I'm broke
I have a car that's my executioner
I miss my old mule so much
And one day I got annoyed...
So I buy a mountain bike