Manolo

That night I was celebrating
That it had been 12 years since
I had any luck, 12 years without
Being with a woman, not even a
Little necking, not a
Single kiss on the mouth, 12 years
Alone, 12 years dry.
12 years playing solo, that's why
That night I was convinced
That I was going to succeed, that
I was going to get lucky and I did,
Boy did I get lucky, what a mistake
I made.
Manolo,
Her name was Manolo...

With those legs she had,
It was impossible,
The way she laughed, the way
She drank, it was impossible that
That piece of beefcake wasn't
A woman, that she wasn't a
Chick, but it was when I kissed her, it was
When I touched her, when I realized
That for my taste, that
Woman had one too many
Adam's apples, but it was when I touched her,
Boy did I touch it, and what a
Mistake I made.

Manolo,
Her name was Manolo... and
She had only one hole.