Los Cochinos

The Yankees have oil and gold mines,
The good stuff has always been had by the Moors
Colombia has fields full of... coffee,
And for good whiskey, the whiskey is chosen
The Russians have salad and mountains,
China has spring rolls
Italy has Roman-style calamari,
And Germany has beer

-Chorus-
But we have the pigs,
We have the hams, olives, and wine

India has streets full of cows,
The English have the keys and the Rolling Stones
Brazil has beaches full of mulatto women,
And in Cuba, they have the best rum cocktails

Andorra has very cheap radios,
Mexico has soap operas
Africa has cocoa, has tobacco,
And in France, they have French omelettes