La Canción del Verano

I bet my fingers, boy from the
Hand, that this is not going to be the
Summer song.
For this not to be the summer
Song you have to say things like
Those that when they hear it
The announcers put their hands
To their heads, for example:
I was walking through the field and
Stepped on a cow pat, I sat down
To clean myself and got my whole
Pants full of ticks.
For this not to be the summer
Song, you shouldn't talk
About beaches, or the sun, or
You have to mention the
Girls in bikinis, nor the
Windsurfing, nor the heat, for
Example: the guy who
Invented the Morse
System was really a
Rascal, when he
Wasn't with the
dot he was with the
dash, a very
Important thing for
This song not to be
Punctured is to tell
The guitarists:
Hey, rock on and
Distortion !!