El Cura

Priest - Brothers, with the power that God has given me
and the Church grants me, today is the day of Saint
Marimón, with the name Marimón I baptize
this baldy.
Gypsy - Oh, father, how you named the child
Priest - Marimón, do you have something to say or what the hell, because I am
the priest of the town, damn it...
I always wanted to be called José Ramón
but I have to put up with it and I'm called Marimón
and I owe that to that guy in the cassock
if I catch him, I'll burn all his gray hairs.

I damn the priest.

I understand that my name can be confusing
that some people might think I'm called f****t
and I owe that to the priest of my town
who baptized me around that time.

I damn the priest.

When I got married, my wife didn't doubt me
I had to tell her that my name was Fermín
and I owe that to that guy in the cassock
if I catch him, I'll burn all his gray hairs.

I damn the priest.