Caga Ya

Fed up with chickpeas, couldn't take it anymore
I was about to explode, had to take a dump
I hit a corner and snuck into a bar
I ran looking for the john until I found it
And when I pushed the door, the door was locked
There was another dude taking a dump and I couldn't take it anymore
I was sweating and sweating with my legs crossed tight
Either that guy leaves soon or I'm gonna crap right here
Dude, take a dump already...

(Gypsy)

Oh, but I just walked in
I'm gonna take a dump on your mule if you don't leave me alone
Oh, you'll see, I'm gonna go out and play some MOJINO ESCOZIO
Mr. bartender, look here, this guy won't let me take a dump
Oh, I swear on Fransisca the mule that I'll come out and slash you
You'll see, you're getting on my nerves
I can't concentrate for my life
Oh, you'll see, dark-skinned guy, I'm gonna slash your ears up to your armpits
Dude, take a dump already...