Bastard Munchen Vs Pxg
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Bastard Munich Vs Pxg
[Kaiser]
I want a dick
They had me on all fours and broke my ass
What a pain, I couldn't stand up, dude
That's why I
[Rin]
I want a dick
The asses I've crossed
The penis has left me destroyed
I've been jerking off non-stop
My arms can't take it anymore
YouTube's gonna censor me
They're gonna delete my video
[Kaiser]
Prospering in Roblox, God
[Rin]
Prospering in Fortnite, God
[Kaiser and Rin]
Playing it non-stop
Made me a total loser
[Kaiser]
Yours is pink
Mine is thick
[Shidou]
They're gonna make me horny
For catching a bitch
[Rin]
They're addicted to hentai
Doesn't surprise me
[Isagi]
Shut up, Rin, I'm hard
I'll put you against the table
[Ness]
Let's fuck
[Kaiser]
Don't drool, puppy
[Karasu]
I'm gonna show you
[Kunigami]
With a very soft dick
[Raichi and Zantetsu]
Big goat and terrace
[Nanase]
Rin has a tiny dick
[Isagi]
You're not gonna suck me off
[Rin]
I'm gonna make you a kid
[Ness]
My ass is for you
I'll put on the most magical condom
[Kaiser]
Let the penguins come
Like Skipper, it's a classic
The condom was too big for me
And my gampi made a heartbeat
[Rin]
Shut up, chip
Without an ass and a faggot
I start to jerk off and count: One, two, three
You're gonna grab me, I don't know
You're gonna eat my dick
[Nanase]
I'll help you run
I'll be your gay little bitch
[Rin]
There's no semen left
[Kaiser]
You won't jerk off
Your dick is like a parasite
[Isagi]
They said: Put shit
And they put Fantastic Four
[Rin]
Fucking idiots
My dick sows panic
[Kaiser]
You're a chip
[Isagi]
Without an ass
[Hiori]
And a faggot
[Charles]
Guess who got laid
That scholarship is gonna stay with the kid
From the north to the world
Or I'll break your pipe-pipe
Oh, oh, AIDS is dead
I don't want either Dina or Keiko
The chicken didn't die
[Shidou]
Like Piqué, I'm unfaithful
But I can't resist fucking a gay
While my angel went to dance
With a bitch is enough
To have a good time
[Charles and Shidou]
Broken asses
We're broken asses
[Shidou]
I searched for porn of Astrid
From How to Train Your Dragon
[Charles and Shidou]
Broken asses
We're broken asses
[Charles]
Like Fujimori, I'll be a dictator
[Kunigami]
When you stripped me, I lost my cool
The moment of my revenge has come
My causes called me to deliver my ass
The anti-hero is gonna fuck the villain
[Isagi]
I know the trans I met
Fucks me deeper
And I hope we bake momazos together
Maximum performance to scratch my balls
Helluva Boss is shit
The based think so
[Hiori]
Charles is a kid, has no dick
A puzzle I have to complete
Like a bitch in Furry Love
I've seen your two balls many times
With sex, I can jerk off the boss
I see thighs, you follow me
[Isagi]
Yeah
AriGameplays' OnlyFans
I can finally buy
[Shidou]
Stay still
[Kunigami]
Not yet, cutie
Now you're naked
I want to see your dick
[Kaiser and Rin]
Don't get too confident
You're not gonna touch yourself here
[Isagi]
Ha, I jerk off and shoot cum
I'm gonna touch myself with my left or right hand
The goose here finds my hand
I aim and shoot
Cum Can!
[Kaiser]
Damn idiot
Is about to blow my ass
I gotta keep my dick
[Ness]
Gayser
[Kaiser]
Shut up
Even if many don't believe it
It's time to say
Marvel has become shit
[Charles]
Loki, please
Can you get me out?
Sorry, it's just that Lolsito
I wanna play
[Kurona]
My parents only say I'm a fool
Fool
[Ness]
True, you're a big fool
The counterattack begins
It's coming for everyone
Surely I'll get caught
In my mind it's like
It's flaccid
[Kaiser]
Faggot!
Nya. Even though I look like a fuckboy
Inside I shoved everything up my ass
I escaped from the otakus
To watch furry porn
A tough guy made me hard
The only thing I inherited from my trans dad
Is to look for a good whore
To be able to fuck together
Sex, nopor, ASMR hentai
With that I jerked off
They're not gonna take it from me
[Isagi]
The fornicator has no dick
How gay is Ness
Pathetic big goat
You're a Sonic fan
[Ness]
If I can be gay
It's because of him
My balls are empty
I'm out of cum, dude
[Kaiser]
What's the point of hiring a trans
If there's no dick
What's the point of being a faggot
If I can't find a black guy
If one by one is one
One by zero is zero
Sorry, buddies
I didn't finish school
I'll use Culock
Just to get hot
Leaving behind being a faggot
I'll become a hetero
[Ness]
But Kaiser
What about our videos in GachaLife?
[Kaiser]
I won't fuck with you
Ness, turn the page
Pretending to be a woman on Discord for Nitro
Having the voice of a loli
To say: Onii-chan, boy
Crossing the momazos
That were forged in the grease
I could stop parodying
Blue Lock
[Isagi]
It's a super porn star
Just like Sweety Fox
Makes me hard as a rock
[Kaiser]
I stripped for you
[Isagi]
That sounds good to me
[Kaiser and Isagi]
At the end of the match
We'll see who blows who
[Rin]
I still remember that jerk
That damn bad luck
And since that moment
I just want to give it to you hard
And if I keep this up
My ass will be destroyed
Like the wet dreams
I had in the past
[Isagi]
I came out of the bathroom
And my towel fell
Kaiser squeezes my balls
And grabs them
[Rin]
Thanks for ignoring me
And ghosting me like a girl
This is when my jerk instinct explodes
I could catch a femboy, I'm not lying
At this level
I could catch five hundred
But I prefer to cum
Outside and inside
Even if I'm sterile
I'm precocious and I don't feel it
[Rin]
I don't like heroes
What a thong they have
I'm more of the villain
Who always gets abused
And if in my jerks
There's not enough porn
I'm gonna jerk off
Infinitely
[Sae]
You turn, monkey
[Rin]
I'm Rin the egocentric
[Isagi]
What the hell happened?
[Rin]
A very authentic trans
Isagi is my bitch
I want cum in my merits
I'd rather die
Than have to be a hetero
Incredible
[Charles]
Impressive
Why didn't you take out your dick earlier?
[Shidou]
Good dick, handsome
But, Charles, pass it
To the most hung of the two
[Loki]
You fucked Charles
And made him excited
It'll be epic, bro
Now I want to fuck
[Noa]
You're still like Mort
I'm the giraffe Melman
[Loki]
Come on, Santa
[Noa and Loki]
Sex system
[Loki]
Ha!
Your dick is like a grandpa's
But don't worry
I'll bite it slowly
Inside I fuck grandmas
I put all the weapons to duel
If you want to set me on fire
In Minecraft use the lighter
[Noa]
Between you and me I'll stick my chori
Whoever messes with Adam
I'll show them the click
And doesn't it surprise you
That looking for girls
You found a woman
With a huge choti?
[Igaguri]
All the nights of whores
Make my ass hurt
I go out and grab your chala
[Noa]
It really brings me down
That no one can excite me
That's why I want you to steal
My brainrots, Kaiser
Isagi was very healthy
I just made him more of a fool
So you can be a femboy
And wear a neko suit
And the trophy for the biggest faggot
I don't care
It's just the consequence
Of having a pink ass
I've never cared
If they laugh at me
I put on red thongs
Because that's what I like
Now you put them on
[Kaiser]
Shut up for a bit
So much teasing
Put me in a skirt
That I'm gonna show it
No doubt
[Loki]
I'm a based
And that's why I tease you
But your dress
Is too femboy
Call me Wally West
Call me Julian Loki
I prefer to call myself
The dominator of GaySpeed
[Isagi]
First: Noa
Never had it erect
And to think I jerked him off
He's a fucking bitch
Second: Loki
Thinks he's a stud
And is just a pathetic
Who God blessed
With a good dick
[Rin]
Following this bullshit
[Igaguri]
I make shorts or nothing
[Rin]
You don't touch my ass
You're good for nothing
[Isagi and Rin]
Cutie
Isagi
I'm gonna fuck
[Kaiser]
Don't forget about me
I'm thinking of jerking off
[Isagi]
To win
I have to eat a hundred dicks
[Kaiser]
I'll bite your balls
Just because I'm a trap
[Isagi and Kaiser]
Even if you have autism
It's just the beginning
Of the moment where geniuses
Will fuck prodigies
[Rin]
Isagi, show me your ass, darling
[Kaiser]
It's the same as before
Stop the hentai, little bitch
[Isagi and Kaiser]
We weren't planned, bro
My dad didn't use protection
[Hiori]
To the biggest ass
I'll pass the ball
[Isagi]
I aim and shoot
Cum Can!
[Karasu]
Predict the goblin
From Clash Royale
[Kaiser]
The ball fell at my feet
My dick has gone hard
[Charles]
But they're not
The only jerks
This neighborhood has
[Shidou]
I jerked off before
But that doesn't satisfy me
I'm gonna have to
Stick it down your throat
[Charles, Shidou, Rin and Karasu]
Prodigies, milkers
Work or beer
The PXG begs for dick
[Shidou]
Hit them hard
With love and violence
[Rin]
Number 1
Is gonna take them with power
[Isagi and Kaiser]
Jerk off a thousand times
Your dick will fall off
They'll never beat us
In a thick dick duel
[Ness]
I want to strip
My ass is sweating
[Kaiser]
Idiot, you don't excite
Even the biggest faggot in the world
Get away from sex
[Ness]
But I sexrole
Just to make you
The gayest in the world
[Ness]
Harry Potter is shit
Never reflected the magic
I want to thank you
My little friend
For making me drool
For your nice dick
The day I got lost, he came on my face
He told me I'd be in a wheelchair
Sexuality and love can't be explained
They make me feel like a real faggot
For the first time, I'll stop watching porn
No more easy jerks, this is my rebellion
Fuck and hug me for everything I do
[Kaiser]
Now you—
[Isagi]
You're trolled, dude
[Ness]
What? What? What? What? What?
[Kaiser]
ONII-CHAN!
[Isagi]
I see Gloria
Only someone with a girlfriend
Will leave the rap parodies
I've fucked from memory
And the rest is my dick