My Fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new-wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan, an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin'
Who love booze and alternative music (what' up?)
Told me she was goin' back into usin' again (nah)
I said: Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here
Who's in the den?
It's me and Kelly
My bad (sorry) let's try another room
I don't trust you
Shut up, slut chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, butt-naked, and run in the woods
Oh, hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab
Oh, dag
What?
I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag
Huh?

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault (I'm sorry)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault

Yo, sue
Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping
I need to go puke (bleah)
I wasn't tryin' to turn this into something major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop crying, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
So what? You had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out
She said: Help me, I think I'm having a seizure
I said: I'm high too, bitch, quit grabbing my t-shirt (let go)
Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me
She said: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
(Hello) I'm over here sue, (hi) you're talkin' to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
'Cause I never seen no-one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl (whoops)
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
(It was an accident)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault

Susan (wait) where you goin? You better be careful
Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do something dumb
I'll be right back. Just chill, baby, please?
I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these
John, where's Dave at before I bash you?
He's in the bathroom, I think he's taking a crap, dude
Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talking to plants
Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left of spring break
How long do these things take to wear off?
Well it depends on how many you had
I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol
She's gonna die dude
I know and it's my fault (my God)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world (I'm sorry)
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
(What do I do?)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you into my world
But now you sittin' in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault

My God, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
Susan, please wake up
Please, please, wake up
What are you doing?
You're not dead you're not dead
I know you're not dead wake up
Susan, wake up, oh my God