Doctor doctor Luis

Doctor Doctor Luis, it hurts right here
Doctor Doctor Luis, I took a dump that's gray
Is it malaria or dengue
That’s making me sneeze?
I’ve got a weak little thing
And it won’t stop oozing
Asthma, leprosy, and high blood pressure
Diarrhea and measles
Herpes and fungus on my balls
Kidney stones, oh what a pain.
Doctor Doctor Luis, oh, how it hurts right here
Doctor Doctor Luis, I’m bleeding when I pee
Among my bowel movements
I found a worm
Big as an anaconda
With Tamariz's face
Doctor Doctor Luis, oh, how it hurts right here too
Doctor Doctor Luis, what does my test say?
Give me another suppository
Smaller if you can
'Cause I don’t want to self-impale
Or have to get stitched up
Phlegm, mucus, and congestion
I’m spitting out chunks of lung
I suffer from Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s
And on top of that, I’ve got a nasty abscess.