Mi Abuelo

Mission grandpa
Hurry up, buddy, bring some bread so we can eat this sardine

I’m 70 years old and my biggest hustle is chasing sardines to bring to grandpa
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t complain about anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew
Out of all the grandkids, I’m the oldest, but with grandpa, I have a blast
I’m the biggest sardine chaser in the whole gang, but with me, the man doesn’t get stressed about anything

My grandpa, my grandpa
My grandpa, my grandpa, he likes to wear earrings and slick back his hair
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t get dirty for anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew

Grandpa keeps radioactive fire and a wallet full of condoms
Long live the ladies and the speed, long live the party and promiscuity
Hurry up, you crazy old man, serve me my portion, if I don’t smoke the other one, my blood pressure drops
Go get the girls, fire up the scooter
And tell John Heavy that I sent the jacket, hey

My grandpa, oh, my grandpa
My grandpa, my grandpa, he likes to wear earrings and slick back his hair
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t get dirty for anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew

Grandpa charms a bunch of girls, Vicky and Jhor Mary are pregnant
Tomorrow, old buddy, we’re going roller skating and then we’ll talk about going to the movies
I want to check out Madonna, old man, let’s kick it with Dick Tracy and then Superman
On Sunday, we’re going to party at the capachos
And if the girls don’t come, we’ll take the boy instead

My grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa
My grandpa, my grandpa, he likes to wear earrings and slick back his hair
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t get dirty for anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew

Hey, remember grandpa when we used to eat and leave? Sure, buddy, but now we don’t eat and they don’t let you eat

My grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa
My grandpa, my grandpa, he likes to wear earrings and slick back his hair
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t get dirty for anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew

Grandpa, how did it go last night with the girls?
Oh, son, it’s like the pharmacy of the late Pacho
These girls nowadays, the ones who don’t complain about the mess, die from the infection

My grandpa, my grandpa
My grandpa, my grandpa, he likes to wear earrings and slick back his hair
My grandpa is 100 years old, he doesn’t get dirty for anything, he’s the coolest dude in the whole crew

Grandpa, how did it go with Vicky?
Mmm, well, the bold one told me we should twist it up
So I got the rod ready and we bathed all heated up, hahaha

Grandpa, where are you going with that bunch of grass?
What’s going on, son, is that I have a cow tied up for tonight
My grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa, my grandpa