Caballo Pelotero

The news spread
That a horse, a bay horse
Was playing baseball, was playing baseball
When he played baseball
That horse, a bay horse
The ball bounced, the ball bounced

The Yankees were in trouble
Although he was a horse
And the Yankees were mules
They read the rules
And very discreetly
They called the bay horse

Bay horse, and the horse arrived
And the horse arrived

The game is ending
The scoreboard three to zero
Chicago is winning
The Yankees are batting
Three men are on base
They call the horse to bat
Surely he will push them
The horse grabs the bat
The ball goes, and goes, and goes
And the ball goes
The ball goes, and goes, and goes
And the ball goes

Scoring they all come
After the immense hit
The horse contemplates them
But doesn't take a step forward
The manager says, 'run!'
The horse doesn't respond
He asks me, 'What happened?'
The horse answered

If I ran
I'd be at the racetrack
If I had speed, sir
I'd be at the racetrack

I'd be at the racetrack - I'd be at the racetrack
Hey if I had pace, I'd be at the racetrack
With strong hair and horseshoes, I'd be at the racetrack
Horse, horse, horse, horse so, horse, I'd be at the racetrack

Horse, so, so, so and so
So and so, so and so I'm a horse (repeats)
Horse, so so and so and I'm a horse