Oye Paco
El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico
Hey Paco
But Paco, look Paco
Let me tell you
Let me tell you that I'm in charge at home
When I open my mouth
She gets a little nervous
How she goes crazy
And pushes me onto the couch
And the bad thing is she knows karate
She knows judo and boxing
And in wrestling, she's a beast
Yesterday she broke three fingers just for answering back
Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine
Hey, she gets mad if I come home at night
But she gets mad if I come home during the day
Either way, she gets mad, gentlemen
How sad is my life, oh my goodness!
Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine
Yesterday afternoon at Keko's house
I had a sip of aguardiente
And just because of that, hey
She jumped and broke three of my teeth, that devil
Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine
Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine
If I arrive early, it's bad
If I arrive late, it's also bad
How sad it is to be tied, hey
To this damn woman, devil!!
Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine
