Oye Paco

But Paco, look Paco
Let me tell you
Let me tell you that I'm in charge at home

When I open my mouth
She gets a little nervous
How she goes crazy
And pushes me onto the couch

And the bad thing is she knows karate
She knows judo and boxing
And in wrestling, she's a beast
Yesterday she broke three fingers just for answering back

Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine

Hey, she gets mad if I come home at night
But she gets mad if I come home during the day
Either way, she gets mad, gentlemen
How sad is my life, oh my goodness!

Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine

Yesterday afternoon at Keko's house
I had a sip of aguardiente
And just because of that, hey
She jumped and broke three of my teeth, that devil

Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine

Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine

If I arrive early, it's bad
If I arrive late, it's also bad
How sad it is to be tied, hey
To this damn woman, devil!!

Oh! What pain, how ironic
Everyone's in charge at their house
And I'm not in mine