Joe Jerk

Why don't you drink?
Why don't you take a shot?
I'm a jerk
If I drink, I hit the ground!
Why don't you drink?
Why don't you want to?
If I get home drunk
I get beat up by my wife!

What a wimp face is that?
What are you afraid of?
What a wimp face is that?
Afraid to drink!
What a wimp face is that?
Take this with lemon!
What a wimp face is that?
Just drink it

Do you remember that day at Fat Joe's bar?
But I woke up all licked by a dog
You had one and got all smiley
At first it was okay, but then I fell and broke a tooth
You had another one and said: 'wow, how cool'
I got home drunk and my wife went off on me
You don't drink with me, but you drank with Joe
But that day I went home without my underwear

  1. Eu e Você
  2. Zé Ruela
  3. Reincidente
  4. Quem Disse Que Esqueci (part. Eduardo Costa)
  5. Pra Sempre
  6. Dois Diferentes
  7. Ponto G
  8. Hoje Não
  9. Mudar Pra Quê?
  10. Minha Mulher É Aquela
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