O Xerife

Last night I was traveling with a horse and a squirrel,
I stopped in a city, had a buffet, it was by weight there,
All fools know me, all men obey me,
Iaiaioio.
I kick everyone, dig a well and go to the bottom,
Because I'm the sheriff
Of this damn place, if I tell you to give the goods, you do it,
Because I'm the sheriff, damn it, I command, you bastard.

Yesterday they tried to kill me, I didn't let them, just because I messed around with their women.
I fuck everyone, go fuck themselves, I'm a wanker, a fucker, emo is the old hag's ass.