99 Problemas (part. MC Luanna)

Uh
I call that damn girl to join this track, yeah, hahaha
Uh, yeah, yeah
There's dick in BH, yo
Bro, what was the state again, where this shit’s starting?
Yeah

There's dick in RJ (uh-huh), there's dick in SP (uh-huh)
There's dick in BH (uh-huh), there's always gonna be dick (uh-huh)
Ninety-nine problems of a fine black woman
Dick ain’t on the list, dick ain’t on the list

If I'm doing a show in your city, I promise to keep an eye on my DMs
You ain’t gonna blow me in the van, but I'll send you the address number of the building where I'm at
He's gonna smoke my weed, but don't get too high so you don't hit the ceiling
I need you alive, or else who's gonna keep me entertained?
He’s gonna say he hooked up with Duq, then he’ll say he wants Luanna
For those who believe, this dude is loaded, but tell his friends who’s his sponsor
He keeps calling me, calling me, calling me, desperate to see the piercing on my nipple
Knows I'm a visionary young chick, that’s why I don’t fuck him bareback
I know you dig a rich black chick, but you ain’t gonna get a heir from me
If you expect me to suck up to you, bet on it, you'll die of blue balls

The little blue pill that gets him hard is the 'verified' on my name
We are the ones who smash and disappear
We are the ones who smash and disappear

There's dick in RJ (uh-huh), there's dick in SP (uh-huh)
There's dick in BH (uh-huh), there's always gonna be dick (uh-huh)
Ninety-nine problems of a fine black woman
Dick ain’t on the list, dick ain’t on the list (uh-huh)

Short and frail like that, baby, I'm not wasting my time
Yesterday I told some hard truths and you, needy, couldn’t even sleep right, uh-huh
Wanna put me under your name, but you’re short on funds for that kind of finesse
I sense your intentions from afar, but not even if I was born with two pussies
I don’t share dick, uh, I already told the Duchess that
Ninety-nine problems and for each one, we handle it smoothly
A fine black woman can’t be weak, I know one day I suffered for ugly men
But I buried that past so today I can harvest seeds, money

That’s why you keep drooling over our achievements
You called me for a 'job' and I didn’t fall for your bullshit dick game
Poor thing, I think you're too much of an artist’s groupie
Want some advice? Work to change your life (yeah)

There's dick in RJ (uh-huh), there's dick in SP (uh-huh)
There's dick in BH (uh-huh), there's always gonna be dick (uh-huh)
Ninety-nine problems of a fine black woman
Dick ain’t on the list, dick ain’t on the list

Look, it's all about money in the pocket
No use calling me, no use sending messages, you know?
It's business, baby
Business, business, business
Dick ain’t gonna be a problem today, tomorrow, or ever

(Babe, forgive me for being bald)