Blainífica

Yo, Blaineley, that's my name
Gossip, I love the game
With my Blaineley body, your TV I invade

Blah-Blah-Blah-Blainify!
So, so, so magnificent!

I'm fa-famous
Famous!

This is so illegal, Chris won't fool us, right?
We're not in church
And this girl sure brings in the audience

Ba Ba-Blainify!

It makes me na-na-nauseous

I'm fa-famous
Famous!

A semi-skimmed coffee
No foam, at 83 degrees
I'm very specific

She's Blainify

Hor-hor-horrific

I'm fa-famo

Who said it was her?

What?

Who am I?, Who am I?
Who are you?

I'm the host of The Single Puppet!
I was nominated for a Gemmie award
I interviewed you for Celebrity Hunt!

It's a scientific fact that I'm Blainify

She's not that famous, she's not that famous