Blainífica
Drama Total
Blainify
Yo, Blaineley, that's my name
Gossip, I love the game
With my Blaineley body, your TV I invade
Blah-Blah-Blah-Blainify!
So, so, so magnificent!
I'm fa-famous
Famous!
This is so illegal, Chris won't fool us, right?
We're not in church
And this girl sure brings in the audience
Ba Ba-Blainify!
It makes me na-na-nauseous
I'm fa-famous
Famous!
A semi-skimmed coffee
No foam, at 83 degrees
I'm very specific
She's Blainify
Hor-hor-horrific
I'm fa-famo
Who said it was her?
What?
Who am I?, Who am I?
Who are you?
I'm the host of The Single Puppet!
I was nominated for a Gemmie award
I interviewed you for Celebrity Hunt!
It's a scientific fact that I'm Blainify
She's not that famous, she's not that famous
