Tequila

Tequila!)
(The burned one, the burned one, the story of the burned one, the burned one)
(Hello, my name is Margarita, you wanna party?
Hello, you wanna party? My name is Margarita)
(Tequila!)
(The burned one, the burned one, the story of the burned one, the burned one)

Of course, bad luck said the rabbit
So old man, listen closely to my advice
I lost my house, my girl, burned my kitchen
And my misfortune doesn’t end there
Because of a bet I won, what the hell (what the hell)
But I lost because now I got nothing (got nothing)
It was about taking three shots straight
I got wasted and ended up in a fight with a Swede

I’m not judging, just wanna tell my story
And no one forced me to drink
But like in every story, I gotta blame someone
And who’s to blame?
Tequila!

If you wanna drink tequila
You need lime and salt
Be careful with Margarita
That crazy girl, she’ll blow your mind
If you wanna drink tequila
You need lime and salt
The party never ends
It just continues in the hospital

My day was all about bringing joy
With the best intentions, I visited my aunt
I fell in the pool, knocked over the neighbor
Then on top of that, I crashed at the corner
The cops showed up quick (the cops!)
Now I’m stuck without being able to do shit (do shit)
I thought back, and I realized, I messed up (oops!)
And to make it worse, the one I hit was the judge

I’m not judging, just wanna tell my story
And no one forced me to drink
But like in every story, I gotta blame someone
And who’s to blame?
Tequila!

If you wanna drink tequila
You need lime and salt
Be careful with Margarita