Besserwisserboy

This is a song for you, my friend, who raises your finger every day and tells us where to go.
You were always my idol and I hung on your every word day after day, but today, today it has to come out...

You don't just know everything, you know everything better.
Your mind is sharper than a Swiss army knife, you are:

Know-It-All Guy - and I'm your fan (oh, yeah)

With your flashes of genius, you can illuminate cathedrals.
You don't even need to ask a question, you are:

Know-It-All Guy (Know-It-All Guy)
Know-It-All Guy

Who exactly was Mata Hari? Where did James Dean actually die?
How many RPM does a Ferrari have and what the heck are RPM?

Know-It-All Guy - you used to be Mr. Know-It-All (Mr. Know-It-All).
You stay true to yourself (oh, how happy I am).

You know every answer to all questions.
You can't handle the truth yourself.
That may sound strange, but it had to be.
That was almost a quote from Peter Hein.

Know-It-All Guy (blah blah blah blah)

Your words full of wisdom flow from the depths of your being,
constantly into my ears - without you I would be lost.
I wouldn't know what to do,
and that's why I will be forever grateful to you.
I crawl before you on the sidewalk.

(I'm your fan, Know-It-All Guy)

When I ask you something, tears come to my eyes.
You don't have one answer - no, you have ten!
You know it, you understand it, you can comprehend it,
and if there's a movie about it, you've seen it.

And if there's a book, then you've read it.
If you ever make a mistake, I'll eat a broom.
If you were a church door, you'd be full of theses.
You are the perfect being.

Know-It-All Guy (blah blah blah blah),
married to Righteousness Woman (oh, my God)
Know-It-All Guy, Know-It-All Guy.