Lindo, Tesão, Bonito e Gostosão

If I go to sleep
There's a woman under the bed
If I go to the shower
There's a woman in my shower
They're invading
Even my dreams
Clapping at the gate
All day long

There was a woman
Inside my fridge
There was a woman
In the trunk of my car
I've seen a woman in the dog's house
I've seen a woman hidden
In my closet

I'm suffering a lot from this disappointment
It's all my mother's fault
For making me beautiful, horny
Handsome and hot

Oh mother!!!
Why did you make me like this
Beautiful, horny, handsome and hot
Oh mother... I can't take
This disappointment anymore

If I go to sleep
There's a woman under the bed
If I go to the shower
There's a woman in my shower
They're invading
Even my dream
Clapping at the gate
All day long

There was a woman
Inside my fridge
There was a woman
In the trunk of my car
I've seen a woman in the dog's house
I've seen a woman hidden
In my closet

I, I'm suffering a lot lot
From this disappointment
It's all my mother's fault
For making me beautiful, horny
Handsome and hot

Oh mother!!!
Why did you make me like this
Beautiful, horny, handsome and hot
Oh mother... I can't take
This disappointment anymore