Los Reyes son los Padres

Santa Claus has been murdered.
Santa Claus has been impaled.
King Gaspar has been dismembered.
The children no longer have anyone to ask for gifts.
The tooth fairy is HIV positive,
Taking children's teeth with the virus.
The kings are the parents, but they are divorced.
You no longer have anyone to ask for gifts.
Your mother is a whore, your father is a drunk
And you sell tissues at the traffic light.
Let's see who you ask for gifts now.
The kings are the parents, but they are bankrupt.
You've taken their money to get yourself some smack
And the camels come from the Far East.
Hey, buddy!! My name is Paco.
Give me a bit of smack.
I don't have a penny left
But invite me to some donkey.
Don't think I'm cheeky,
because, mate, roll a joint.
Don't tell me wow, wow,
and snort a line already.
Since you're acting like a buddy,
give me a little pill now.
Don't think I'm refined,
leave the lighter to light the Chinese.
Lying Chinese, lying Chinese.
Leave the Shining Path alone.