G.I. Joe

Code name: Crimson Guard.
Code name: S.A.C.
Code name: Crazylegs.
Code name: Astro Viper.
Code name: Rock and Roll.
Code name: Wrench.
Code name: Road Block.
G.I. Joe!
Devours everything in its path,
blade is commander of this fighting machine.
Boat launcher, anti-assault energy.
Helicopter complete with bath and shower.
Zanzibar pirate with aerial scaffolding.
Includes driver, two separate cockpits.
With laser that shoots in all directions.
G.I. Joe!
Adopts any
combat position.
Manufactured in Hong Kong.
International heroes.
Action figure,
fully articulated
with interchangeable weapons and accessories.
G.I. Joe!
Crazylegs could have been an organist,
but now he's a bad paratrooper.
Beware of Crimson Guard,
your neighbor has a suit that zealously irons.
And your commander, the good Cupra,
is accused of crimes he's not guilty of.
Modern battles are very expensive,
G.I. Joe are always a pain.
G.I. Joe!