El Conductor

What a crazy nightmare
What a crazy nightmare
What a crazy nightmare
That hit me last night

I saw my girlfriend
I saw my girlfriend
I saw my girlfriend
Transformed into a truck

A mysterious voice
I heard it say to me
I heard it say to me
You will be my driver

And I, so scared, not knowing how to drive
I tried everything, but I couldn't get it to start

What’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

But what’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

But what’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

I tried to start it and nothing
I cranked it and nothing
I looked underneath and nothing
And the pump was sucking and nothing

I tried again and nothing
Checked the battery and nothing
Even honked the horn and nothing
I got out and pushed it and nothing, oh

What’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

But what’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

I got back in
I got back in
I got back in
'Cause she wanted to learn

And I was thinking
And I was thinking
And I was thinking
That I must be a bad driver

I hit the gas in a hurry
And I was about to flip
And I was about to flip
When I suddenly woke up

And I heard them say, poor Gabriel
He’s under the bed, what could be wrong?

What’s wrong, what’s wrong, man Gabriel?
Why do you keep getting in and out of bed?
Tell me what’s wrong, what’s wrong, man Gabriel?
You’ve messed up, you’ve messed up the bed

But what’s wrong, what’s wrong, man Gabriel?
Why do you keep getting in and out of bed?
Tell me what’s wrong, what’s wrong, man Gabriel?
You’ve messed up, you’ve messed up the bed

I tried to start it and nothing
I cranked it and nothing
I looked underneath and nothing
And the pump was sucking and nothing
Tried again and nothing
Checked the battery and nothing
Even honked the horn and nothing
I got out and pushed it and nothing, oh

What’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff

But what’s wrong, what’s wrong with my truck?
What’s wrong, what’s wrong that it won’t start?
With such a good, with such a good transmission
And this stick is, and this stick is so stiff