Maria Escandalosa

Scandalous Maria
Since she was a kid, she always caused a scene
In school, she didn’t give a damn
Only learned what wasn’t in the lesson
Then Maria grew up
Common sense? She shrank that down
And Scandalous Maria talks a lot
She’s a liar, but she’s a knockout

Today she doesn’t know a thing about History or Geography
But her mermaid body teaches Anatomy class