Blanca vs Elsa

Snow White versus Elsa!
Let the battle begin

My goal is pretty simple
Just to speak the truth
I’ll kick you out of this place
With a brutal hit

I’ve got a star in Hollywood
You can see it
And you don’t have one
That must suck

I’m the original princess
And you’re a copy of a copy
Of real porcelain
Not your hair, which is trash

I’m fragile but quick
I’m awesome
I’m subtle, so tweet it out
Say I’m the best

Who do you think you are talking to me?
Your head’s empty
You’re a bit slow, that’s just how it is

You have no powers
You’re pretty and that’s about it
And if I spill the beans about the dwarfs
Your good girl fame will end
(Aahooy!)

Hearing you sing is like torture
You’re clumsy
And you’re rude!
That’s why I’m better

Trying to act like a quirky loser?
You’re the worst
I can crush you now
With my powerful voice
(Aah aah)

Amm
Let me tell you, you’re screaming, not singing
And now I can’t hear
What you were telling me

You had to cry to save your sister
Who was dying because of you
Because she was frozen

You were dumb and selfish
Running around half-naked
You were supposed to be the star
And you messed it up with your doubts

By the way, your powers aren’t reliable
You built a castle and can’t even sit down
That thing you call magic, saying let it go
The only thing you move is the cold
What a horror!

I talk to animals
And that always impresses
You’re cold, blonde, dumb
And not even your outfit is in style

It’s true, I manipulate the snow
I’m the best at this game
I’ve got control, yours is zero
Even your name is bland

Who eats an apple
From an old hag?
Who expects a prince to save them
And can’t do it alone?

I’m smart, single, I’m strong, independent
You’re the typical model with no brain
Inconsequential

You’re already forgotten
Because time is cruel
I’m the new one, the good one
And even the toughest

Go clean houses, princess
You don’t matter here anymore
You’ll be a princess
And I’ll be the motherfucking queen