Esta Es Para Vos

When you feel all alone
And in life, no one gives you a wink
You can count on me
For whatever you need, I’ll give you some love
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ah-ha-ha-ha
Brrrssi, brrrrsno

When those days come
When you’re down, like a rag on the floor
I’ve got something in my hands
That I want to show you, and it’s no strings attached
When you’re wrapped in flames
And your oral anguish screams, ah!
When the pillow can’t explain anymore
I’ve got the solution

This one’s for you!
When you’re hotter than a kettle
And you don’t care about a bulldog, a pony, or a tranny
This one’s for you!

This one’s for you!
If you’re wishing to howl like a wolf
And the broomstick just won’t cut it anymore
This one’s for you!

If it happens that on your balcony
The dark swallows no longer land
And in the mirror you find
That your lady parts are looking like a rabbit
If you’re served on a platter
And can’t find anyone to sweet-talk your heart
When the cobwebs weave your weeds
There’s a button for that hole

This one’s for you!
If even your shadow won’t come near
And you can’t find anyone to fluff your rug
This one’s for you!

This one’s for you!
The lack of shaking drives you crazy
And your lips clap like a seal’s fins
This one’s for you!

For you, this one’s for you
For you, this one’s for you
For you, this one’s for you
For you, this one’s for you

This one’s for you!
If you can’t find a kind gentleman
To use the bulb to sheath the sword
This one’s for you!

This one’s for you!
If between your elephant ears
You lost the bottle of deodorant
This one’s for you!