Cartas de Amor

I write love letters to you with ink the color of despair
My heart dictates them today, with so much pain for your fears and jealousy
I sent you love letters, I shed tears today
And a feeling was born, and so I captured it on a scrap paper, my accomplice was a muse of love

I love you, I love you, I love you, I want to knock your socks off
Between the zodape and the eggs, we'll make a picket in the hole
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss my ass
And since you're down there, iron my scrotum bag
Ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me the fool to the bottom
If your pocket calls me with a cue and chalk, I'll answer

I'll do the 71, it's like the 69 with two fingers in the ass
You'll see that with the sawing, I'll unstitch the edge of the empanada
Taco and paw on my shoulder, I can't stop giving you
Mare, I'll eat you whole and sew my ass up so I don't shit on you

Multiorgasmic Argolluda