Hoy estoy Raro

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I'm feeling weird today and I don't know what to do

Could it be that today I started to remember
The days of my childhood when I was always wrong?
Only child of chance
My father was a hippie and my mother was a punk

Ah, maybe it was because of that nanny, who put in my bottle to stop me from crying
Valium and went out one day with his friends and
He came back with that bunch of druggies

And accelerated in a satanic rite after torturing my hamster they cooked
It was hell, they made me try it and
It wasn't tender

It depends, there I was a youngster, as my uncle said, he is a guy who understands me
He who does not suffer, does not learn
And he kicked my tooth out and stole the money the mouse left under my pillow

Everyone laughed when he dragged his r
My grandmother asked me that if she died I should not bury her
And what if there were more: Maybe, maybe, maybe

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I'm feeling weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye

And so capable
It was that I was marked
For being the son of divorced parents
What an idiot! I hadn't thought about it, but if that were the case, we would all be traumatized

And I in half light
I would put on a blues song and my grandmother would ask Jesús that Gardel not be from Toulouse
I pricked with his cross
Pus pimples
Because of my mousse allergy, achoo!

Did I go to dinner with my father's girlfriend?
He invited me, but made me wash the pots?
And seeing my sister parading half naked
He told me: Look, the models are all sluts!

And he gets angry
Just her
That when he drinks he becomes a whore
And I had to back down when after the fourth he came
He started touching me and laughed and came to him
Hiccup

And he told me as an advance
That she's going to leave the old man for the guy who paid for her liposuction
Is that why?
That I'm sensitive?

Life is unpredictable
I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I'm feeling weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye

Maybe he didn't like it
To the pharmacy
When I said that I defend euthanasia to the death
He said that if everyone died, it would melt
And he threw a bottle of homeopathy at me

Or in one of those
As Peyote said: I'm crazy
But no, if the doctor who cured me
He swore to me that the wound of failure on his neck had already healed

Will that be a snack?
What I had at the cafeteria
Chopping salami while listening to Led Zeppelin?

Or was it that girl, with a vicious look
What slug put something in my glass?
What a piece of joker, he broke the glass
When my cigarette burned his arm
And because of my clumsiness, he left the giant beer barrel poorly sealed
And the bar was flooded

How right
To think that I wanted to get up with Nami
And speaking of the tsunami
And he said to me, "See?"
Go back where you came from
Heaven does not exist

I'm feeling weird today, and I don't understand why
If nothing strange had me in trouble
I'm feeling weird today and I don't know what to do
Sit and wait
Let it pass and bye