Problemitas

Plumber plumber plumber
Lend me your plunger
'Cause all my pipes
Are clogged with crap
And they say it's a breeze
To unclog them with a plunger

Cashier cashier cashier cashier
Lend me a little cash
'Cause with that I can get
A chick
Who gets turned on
Turned on by cash

Auto body guy auto body guy auto body guy auto body guy
Lend me your blowtorch
'Cause they messed up my car
With tons of crap
And it'll look real nice
Painting it with a blowtorch

Nurse nurse nurse nurse
Lend me some gauze
'Cause I got a chick
I took home
And then what happens
Is she wants to see gauze

Pizza guy pizza guy pizza guy pizza guy
Lend me your shovel now
'Cause I got a little problem
'Cause it won't get up
And if the bullet doesn't work
I'll fix it with a shovel