Palomo

I was bored one night
they didn't even show the game,
my wife had already fallen asleep
luckily because she's driving me crazy,
and I, who have always been a pigeon
my back hurts from working so much,
the money only covers what I eat,
that day I didn't care about anything.

And I went to my sister's house
who told me 'try marijuana'
and I had never smoked anything
I hadn't even taken a puff of a cigarette,
I started coughing and gagging
and my sister, who's a bit crazy
said 'pigeon, you're useless'
and finished my joint in one drag.

Because I've always been a pigeon.

And I went to a neighbor's house
who told me 'try cocaine'
and she called her two daughters
and quickly made four lines.
When my nose was close
I sneezed and the coke flew away
and then she said 'Pigeon, you're pathetic,
now how do I entertain the girls?'.

Because I've always been a pigeon.

And I went to Uncle Mongo's house
who told me 'try mushroom tea,
but do it alone, they're in the back closet',
and I lay on the floor
waiting for the mushrooms
d then my uncle said 'Pigeon, don't mess around,
you made the tea with the mushrooms'.

Because I've always been a pigeon.

That's why I ask you, Mr. Officer.
Because I've always been a pigeon.
It was just curiosity.
Because I've always been a pigeon.
I won't do it again.
Because I've always been a pigeon.
I'll only buy from you.
Because I've always been a pigeon.