Me Agarré El Pitito Con El Cierre

I was about to go play
With a girl that I like
I put on my pants
But a pain made me see stars

I caught my little peepee with the zipper

My mommy couldn't free it
Nor the neighbor, nor the doctor next door
Even the firefighters came
But the zipper remained stuck

I caught my little peepee with the zipper

An account was opened at the bank
To operate on me abroad
But the surgeons made a mistake
And gave me a kidney transplant

I caught my little peepee with the zipper

And now I appear on TV
In an advertisement for pants
Where I tell that what happened to me
Was because I didn't use a buttoned fly

I caught my little peepee with the zipper